Unbelievable!

Today is an incredible, unbelievable, who-have-I-pi**ed-off!? kind of day--and it's not even noon! Dog/house sitting, starting yesterday--got up around 4am to go to the necessary, fell into the tub! brought down the curtains and could barely get off the floor. Got up at 7am and found that the door on the preset coffee maker had popped open and grounds & hot water were everywhere. Sloshed everything into the sink, walked the dog, fed her, cleaned up the coffee, tried another short pot--door popped open again but I caught it this time and held it closed! put toast into the toaster for breakfast, a piece broke off and stuck in the machine, had to up end it and dig at it with a knife (did unplug first!! ha!) got some breakfast, some coffee--a little chewy with grounds (still) then went to clean up and couldn't open the coffee door to empty the grounds--had to stick a knife in it! Cleaned up again and went into the bathroom to shower--had left all of my toiletries home and when I turned the shower off the curtain rod fell down again.
It's still down. I have a BOT meeting this evening, I have forgotten to call my best friend back, and I think I'll go back to bed!!
Is this the answer I have been waiting for? :-)